Mara and Kara and Their Favorite Quotes From India
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Mara: “Are these classifieds?”
Abraham: “No, those are dead people.”
-Mara asking about pictures in the Malayalam Manorama.
“Jose’s car is 60 percent… old.” –Sunny
“This is Sivi. He is half mad.” –Sunny, as he was introducing Sivi to us.
“That washbasin is not much healthy for to carrying you.” –Linoj to Mara, sitting on the sink
“Kara, I try to call you but you never answer.” –Linoj
Sunny: “One boy, one girl, go for picnic or something, I dunno. Stay together, what is this end?”
Kara: “Are you asking if they have sex?”
“Do not respond. This is more important.” –Sunny, when the phone rang in the middle of his back massage.
“As the American president Lincoln once said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” –Dr. Manni…
Gracie (about the maid): “She is speaking Tamil, no Malayalam. She is from Tamil Nadu.”
Kara: “So even if we learned how to speak Malayalam, we couldn’t talk to her?”
Gracie: “No. I was very disappointed.”
Mara: “So… how do you talk to her?”
Gracie: “…I dunno.”
Kara: “If I wanted to say ‘what is this in Malayalam,’ how would I say it?”
Jobi: (looks confused).
Kara: “Like, if I wanted to know, ‘what is this’?” (Points to box).
Jobi: “…This is… box.” Well THANKS Jobi. Glad to have you around.
Jose: (coming close to hitting birds with his car) “Heh Heh Heh dead bird”
Jose: (Then, seeing the horrified look on Mara’s face) “Oh”
Abraham: “No, those are dead people.”
-Mara asking about pictures in the Malayalam Manorama.
“Jose’s car is 60 percent… old.” –Sunny
“This is Sivi. He is half mad.” –Sunny, as he was introducing Sivi to us.
“That washbasin is not much healthy for to carrying you.” –Linoj to Mara, sitting on the sink
“Kara, I try to call you but you never answer.” –Linoj
Sunny: “One boy, one girl, go for picnic or something, I dunno. Stay together, what is this end?”
Kara: “Are you asking if they have sex?”
“Do not respond. This is more important.” –Sunny, when the phone rang in the middle of his back massage.
“As the American president Lincoln once said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” –Dr. Manni…
Gracie (about the maid): “She is speaking Tamil, no Malayalam. She is from Tamil Nadu.”
Kara: “So even if we learned how to speak Malayalam, we couldn’t talk to her?”
Gracie: “No. I was very disappointed.”
Mara: “So… how do you talk to her?”
Gracie: “…I dunno.”
Kara: “If I wanted to say ‘what is this in Malayalam,’ how would I say it?”
Jobi: (looks confused).
Kara: “Like, if I wanted to know, ‘what is this’?” (Points to box).
Jobi: “…This is… box.” Well THANKS Jobi. Glad to have you around.
Jose: (coming close to hitting birds with his car) “Heh Heh Heh dead bird”
Jose: (Then, seeing the horrified look on Mara’s face) “Oh”
1 comments:
OK... now I am laughing uncontrollably. It is 7am, and my houseguests in the next room have alerted the authorities to come take me away.
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